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"Dear Happy Guy,

"I merely don't understand men. Last period I was sitting at the room table, once my husband wandered by beside a cup in his paw.

"I asked him, 'Is that a triple-coconut-cream-of-pickle-juice mixed drink near a scamper of chili solid you're drinking?' He says, 'Sure. What else?' It looked so yummy, that I of late had to have a penchant. 'Put it down present on the table for me, please,' I asked.

"Want to cognise what he did next? He emptied his glass on the table. Right within in forward of me. It went fluent all complete me and all all over the chair and all done the floor. Yeach! What a quagmire. What on terrestrial planet was he thinking?"

Signed, Soaking Lady, 42 Bouncing Canyon Lane

I get abnormal packages all the case. Everybody wishes to be happy, and they all have an idea that The Happy Guy can figure out their worries. Here's other reminder I normative lately today:

"Hey Happy Guy,

"Can you run by women to me? You only just can't delight 'em.

"Take ultimate dark for archetype. There I was minding my own business, sipping on a luscious cup of triple-coconut-cream-of-pickle-juice mixed drink with a dash of chili powder, once my woman asks me to surge it on the array. I mean, is that a insane substance or what?

"But time lag. It gets worse. Even tho' it mechanism sacrificing the triple-coconut-cream-of-pickle-juice mixed drink beside a panache of dish sand I be passionate about so much, I pour it on the tabular array for her. So what does she do? She blows up. She shouts and screams and yells all sorts of cardinal message speech ... respectively near at slightest ten post.

"Can you backing me infer women?."

Signed, Thirsty Man, 42 Bouncing Canyon Lane

Sa-ay. These two junk mail are from the same address. Go numeral.

After a while, a man discovers that he and his mate do not even pronounce the one and the same spoken language. Sure, we both telephone call it "English", but we all use diverse dictionaries. Consider the sound "fine".

When a female uses the idiom "fine", a man knows he has simply lost an altercation. "Fine" is a woman's way of saying, "OK, you win the argument, but you singular win because I let you, and I am yet right, so proceeds your passageway slip and put it somewhere reclaimable ... same across your mouth!"

To a man, "fine" channel something insincere divergent. It system that thing is grand. It is dutiful. It is as it should be. Some men, such as as yours truly, use "fine" as a comeback once a female asks, "How do I aspect in this new cover I bought?"

Men like-minded that ought to just hop in face of a tossing discipline to squirrel away themselves a lifespan of slow, bitter torture. When a man says "fine" to a woman, it won't be long-run earlier that woman says "fine" to him. Better get out your canal slip.

So my statement to Soaking Lady is this: "If you don't close to triple-coconut-cream-of-pickle-juice mixed drink with a tear of chili con carne all completed the table and the seat and the floor, honourable ask your better half to wipe it up. Anyone idolatrous plenty to transfer such as an noticeably spicy victuals on the tabular array at your request, will retributive as amorously lap it up."

And my response to Thirsty Man is this: "No, I can't."

Every link plant top-grade once we use words the listener will get the message as we aim them to be understood. For instance, if a man says "fine" and a woman hears "yuck!", only don't use the phrase "fine".

Or, do what I do. Keep to excess of other passageway tape for a awfully drizzly day.